Hello, my name is Once-ler! You may have heard of me. I sell thneeds.
Oh, and before you ask, I don't cut down trees, I pick the tufts.
I also make flavored marshmallows! If you would like to buy some, just ask! A list of flavors can be found below!
I've got a cat, his name is Milo! You can ask him questions too if you want!

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Once-ler was walking home from town, carefully holding a new friend in his long arms; his newly bought cat, Milo. The tomcat was white with light brown patches and piercing green eyes. “I think we’re going to be great friends, Milo.” Once-ler murmured with a smile. The…

Once-ler stopped when he saw the two by the river. “Hello!” He called cheerfully. Milo made an unhappy noise when he spotted the dog, hackles raising slightly. Once-ler noticed his discomfort and petted him reassuringly.

Kitten turned towards the voice calling after her. She smiled and waved, “Hey there, stranger.” Joey overheard voices and turned his attention away from the humming fish to the two newcomers. He noticed a cat in the mans arms, instantly giving a low growl before pouncing forward. Kitten quickly tried to grab the curious yorkie but he wrestled out of her hands and ran towards them.

Milo let out a hiss and climbed onto Once-ler’s head, glaring down at Joey. Once-ler laughed nervously. “It’s okay Milo.” He said. Milo ignored him. Once-ler turned his attention down to Joey, eyeing him warily.

  1. irrational-optimism reblogged this from shooortadventures and added:
    “Oh, yeah! I love marshmallows!” Once-ler replied enthusiastically. “Actually, I flavor them. I’ve made a bunch of...
  2. shooortadventures reblogged this from irrational-optimism and added:
    “Marshmallows?” She grinned while repostioning joey in her arms as he was tried to escape to play with the floating...
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  4. rikkysworld reblogged this from irrational-optimism and added:
    “Milo? That’s adorable!” She scratched Milo’s head, “Hi little guy.”
  5. when-my-mind-is-frozen reblogged this from irrational-optimism and added:
    ( Heh, I’m shy too )
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