Hello, my name is Once-ler! You may have heard of me. I sell thneeds.
Oh, and before you ask, I don't cut down trees, I pick the tufts.
I also make flavored marshmallows! If you would like to buy some, just ask! A list of flavors can be found below!
I've got a cat, his name is Milo! You can ask him questions too if you want!
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